
2 Simon Smart at Broughton Anglican College
18 Simon speaking at Nowra City Church
19 Simon at Arden Anglican School
21 Simon at Rouse Hill Anglican College
All over red rover: Christianity and the bones of Jesus
Andrew Cameron
Australians have a saying: “it’s all over, red rover.” We use this saying when something is finished, gone, kaput, dead-as-a-doornail. The rhyme emphasises the finality of the demise, although no one quite knows why the red dog gets a mention.
| Christians have another saying. It is not a set form of words, but
something like it is said in conversations, literature and pulpits.
“I’ll stop believing if they find the bones of Jesus.” It is a view
something like that first expressed by the apostle Paul: “if Christ has
not been raised, [our] faith is worthless … If we have placed our hope
in Christ for this life only, we should be pitied more than anyone.” [1
Corinthians 15:17,19] So if claims made in the U.S. documentary The Tomb of Christ are correct, then it is definitely all-over-red-rover for Christianity. The Discovery Channel does not agree, asserting that The Tomb of Christ does not challenge a belief in the resurrection. Jesus’ body may have been laid out in a temporary tomb and moved later to the site where his bones were finally stored—a procedure that “does not mean that he could not have been resurrected from the second tomb. Belief in the resurrection is based not on which tomb he was buried in, but on alleged sightings of Jesus that occurred after his burial and documented in the Gospels.” With this suggestion, the documentary’s defenders imply that a resurrection of Jesus would not have been a ‘bodily’ resurrection. |
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1. The documentary focuses upon a group of ‘ossuaries’ (boxes of bones) that was unearthed in 1980 at a building site in Talpiot, Jerusalem.
2. Six of these have hard-to-read names scratched upon them in either Hebrew, Greek or Aramiac.
3. The documentary asserts that these names are ‘Jesua, son of Joseph’, ‘Mary’, ‘Mariamene e Mara’, ‘Mathew’, ‘Jofa’, and ‘Judah, son of Jesua’.
4. It is asserted that these names refer to Jesus Christ, his mother, Mary Magdalene his ‘wife’, two of his brothers, and his ‘son’.
5. DNA analyses of the Jesus and the Mariamene remains are used to claim that these people could possibly have been married.
6. A statistical analysis is used to claim that there is only a one-in-600 chance that this particular grouping of names would not be the family of Jesus.
7. A technique invented for the documentary attempts to show that deposits upon the surface of the ossuaries match those upon the surface of the so-called ‘James brother of Jesus’ ossuary (which was in the news in 2005). If this seventh ossuary also came from Talpiot, then the likelihood that the group is not the family of Jesus rises, we are told, to one in 30,000.